And the wise thing is posting a food status or food caption every time with the picture. We all know that the next best thing to eating food is talking about it and posting lots of food pictures on Instagram, Twitter or Facebook. Laughter is brightest in the place where food is. It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. Keep as near as ever you can to the first sources of supply – fruits and vegetables. Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. – Jim Davisįood is our common ground, a universal experience. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

If we’re not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn’t settle for junk food. After eating vegetables, I just feel hungry. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. – Mark TwainĪ fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. To a man with an empty stomach, food is God. Worthless people live only to eat and drink people of worth eat and drink only to live. The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well if one has not dined well. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.Ī balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Salt is born of the purest of parents: the sun and the sea. Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?Īll happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.įood is an important part of a balanced diet. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.Īll you need is love. If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge. When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too. Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah” OK, then I’m coming. Can never have enough of either.Ī human being is primarily a bag for putting food into. Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.Ī converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.Īfter a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.įish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter, and in wine.b The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.Įven were a cook to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself.

People who Love to eat are always the Best People. You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special. Ask what’s for lunch.įood is my favorite. My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.įirst we eat, then we do everything else.ĭespite what psychologists will tell you, it’s totally OK replacing love with food.įood is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.Īsk not what you can do for your country. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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